There's one on my stomach, so there's an ugly blemish at the one place you are usually guaranteed to have clear skin. There's also one on my leg crease where it meets my torso - covered if I'm wearing a bikini bottom, not so if I'm wearing an athletic swimsuit. I'm sure scores of people saw it when I finally made it to the community swim center this week (first time all summer!). I hope they don't think I have an STD like genital warts or something. :( :(
The third one is this tiny baby blackhead near my lip that erupted into a postule. Okay to be honest, that makes it sound a lot worse than it is but I am really critical of it because it still looks really gross and I hate ittt. Should I pop it? I really would like to. But that's like bad for your skin or something. Meh.
This morning on the way to work, we were driving along mind our own business. Okay Lyle was driving and I was really doing nothing objectionable, when this motorcycle speeds near us and so I look at it cas it's so loud and the guy on it is wearing this gray shirt which is not tucked in so it's just flapping around there in the wind, and his back is all showing, which wasn't hanging out over his jeans or anything, but I was totally judging him in my head and being like gosh he should really take care of that. Ok I know it was prob tucked in to start with, but he could have tucked it in better so that it wouldn't make people like me cringe inside.
THEN after he passes us, he must have heard my thoughts because he turns around in his seat and POINTS at us. I mean there is really no other explanation!!!! Why else would he target us like that?!?
I'm so sorry, Lyle, for putting us in danger from motorcycle gray shirt man.
Speaking of random, there's a guy in SC who did absolutely no campaigning and won the Democratic primary for the US Senate. CRAZY! No one even knows who he is...he seems fairly unorganized, and has felony charges for trying to get a college freshman to his apartment by showing her porn --> wrong on many levels, but amusing.
That's the man himself! Alvin Greene. HERE is a decent summation article about it (erops to Lyle).
In other news, congrats to SK for making it to the next round, and I'm crossing my fingers that the NK soccer players don't get fed to lions or something. Their 7-0 loss to Portugal is like the first thing that's been aired live in NK - here's more about it. Hey maybe they'll be left in South Africa without any resources! Prob a step up.
ah is that why you proceeded to bang me furiously?
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