I only mentioned food in half of the paragraphs today

My parents went to South Carolina this weekend and during that time I had an extremely unhealthy diet of which the main constituents included cereal (both sugary and Grape Nuts), Milano cookies, Cadbury Magic Fingers, Macaroni and Cheese, Mexican takeout, Italian ice with rum, gummies soaked in vodka, and cheese.

July 4th - did not participate in any patriotic activities.

I met two of Lyle's friends: an Asian named Tony and an Italian named Carlo. It was really confusing for me though because Carlo looked like this guy I knew at NCSSM named Tony ...who I used to call Gabriel. It was also greatly amusing to me that they were both mildly scared of Lyle's roommate Neal who is a short benign looking Indian kid.

Yesterday I walked out of Harris Teeter after picking up some cheesecake ingredients wearing this figure fitting but stretchy strapless jean dress (yep that sounds weird, and it is, but I'd never worn it before and felt bad for it so decided that yesterday was the day!). Oh my god wow I just realized that I forgot to put the mini M&Ms into my cheesecake that I bought from CVS!!! Nooooo =( Okay anyways. So I walk outside to get to the tables between CVS and Elmo's Diner, and on my way I make note of random aimless-looking white dude sitting on the bench. My first instinct is to sit as far away as possible, but then I felt really rude in my mind so I just sat at the middle table. There I am, just waiting for Lyell and sure enough after a few minutes the dude walked over and started talking to me and I was like omg why is he talking to me but I guess it's normal to talk to strangers sometimes? I mean I will talk to strangers especially if I'm bored, but anyhow I made sure to mention the phrase MY BOYFRIEND several times. He turned out to be pretty nice; he went to the same high school as me (the one I went to for freshman and sophomore year), but as he was mildly indescript I don't recall ever seeing him there. Plus that was a long time ago. He did throw out "I think I've seen you around before" and I was tempted to say oh reaaaally...but I didn't.

I also got some Ice Breakers from CVS and as I was alone, I opened the side labeled "not to share" and to my surprise, the whole half of the pack opened. I've never encounted breathmint mislabeling before.

PS - isn't it annoying when someone is about to tell you something significant but then decides that it is more important atm to poo? Hmph.

PPS - I totally just had to e-mail this to myself because you can't copy stuff you type in Citrix (the server we use here) to normal windows.