Murphy's Law is a huge dick.

Seems like so many big things that I get excited about always go wrong. Here are some examples:
1. Get to stay at a nice hotel. What really happens? I flip over a car.
2. Go out for drinks on company tab. Actually? I accidentally suffocate myself and nearly go unconscious.
3. Sign up for a cruise with my fav people. A. The US govt is a bitch and B. I am not really their fav person back so they drop the fuck out.
4. Want to go on a road trip...too bad the Canadian border is way too complicated apparently. Come on it's not Mexico how bad can it be??

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